Where is he, what are we?

ADMIRAL RADLEY

The music, the shows, and the press are all secondary. Above all, we are looking for Admiral Radley.

We are members of the band(s):
EARLIMART (Aaron E. and Ariana M.) and
GRANDADDY (Jason L. and Aaron B.)

We must admit… we don’t  know what we’ll do when we find this Admiral Radley.

Probably just ask him what he’s been up to.
Probably ask him about the adventures he’s been on.
Probably feel stupid about asking him so many questions.

Then…..We’ll play him songs from the album we made.

Hopefully then, everything will make more sense.
Hopefully then, he’ll “get it”.
Hopefully then, our mission will be complete.

but until then…………………………………………………………….

-Jason

25 thoughts on “Where is he, what are we?

  1. Rad Bradley says:

    Good luck guys… hope you find him.

  2. Helen of Snow says:

    Dear Admiral…. If and when I find you, I cant wait to lose you,
    just so I can miss you.

  3. ricknall says:

    rumour has it he lives in russia and goes by the name of ostgur!

  4. nurse BetH says:

    he only takes trains (freight) and rents cars (enterprise) because they wont let him bring
    his homemade water proof matches through security, and he says modern pilots are mostly
    “nervous rookies playing autopilot video games” and prefers to fly himself.

  5. Daïdj says:

    Hah ! Rad riddle solved. Admiral radley should be read in reverse (“yeldarlarimda”), and translated to “Dare yell (at) Larry MDA”. The guy has a vietnamese name, which explains the mediocre english skills. I googled his name and directly found an airplaine examiner from Kansas whose email is larry.mda @wichitausa.com
    I told him that you were looking for him, and he answered that the gigs and cd weren’t necessary, that you could simply send him a message (and send him royalties for usind his name on your website).

  6. Rich says:

    I hate to be the one to break this to you, but I saw him loading up at a dive here in Portland, Maine, the other night. It wasn’t pretty. Something about the death of LORAN as a navigation system and the impending collapse of life as we know it. I tried to mellow him out with Jason’s Christmas disc, but he would have none of it …

  7. Smiley Ferguson says:

    jeeeeeez…….rumors……by fleetwood mac. that’s all.

  8. Robt. Ritchie USN (ret.) says:

    seekers:
    the youths are wolves
    and must be deprived
    helicopters and other
    such machinery
    balls are ok
    even flashlights
    but not twigs
    or bits of twine
    cuz they could build
    something awful . . .
    same goes for animals –
    so please watch
    what you throw away
    those infernal squirrels
    could be the end
    of all of us.
    thanks!
    and always my best,
    commodore ritchie

  9. la la landon says:

    i heard admiral adley has the greatest butt in history and that it jumped off his body and is orbiting the sun as a satellite. some dude in japan tuned into the satellite and found old re-runs of Steven Seagal movies were being transmitted.

  10. matt says:

    You have no idea how genuinely excited I am to hear about this band… ack!

    Grandaddy and Earlimart are criminally underrated.

  11. The Fresnan says:

    You should totally look for him in Fresno because there is a big… um… BOATing community here. Or just come here and play, whatever.

  12. Gabriel says:

    Maybe the admiral is the one that stole my Jaguar in Modesto. Im joining the search!!!

  13. Roscoe says:

    If you find the Admiral, let him know he has a new grandson. His name is Philo and he has red hair.

  14. Rash Slagback says:

    Tell the Admiral I want my money.

  15. Ragin' Randy says:

    what’s my name???????????

    Skip?

  16. nurse BetH says:

    I know a guy who bumped into him at a Horse auction in Siberia, and he said the Admiral was headed over to Vancouver to fulfill his Quad-annual position of Chief Executive Overseer of Massage therapy for the Norwegian Women’s Nordic ski team. A position he has quite enjoyed and excelled at since his retirement from the forces.

  17. Ryan says:

    I do hope you find the good Admiral, but I think the moral of the craig’s list ad is ‘don’t try to be something you’re not’.

    Admiral Radley flying a 747 was like Michael Jordan playing baseball. It’s good to see a return to form on the seven seas.

  18. herbie headkick says:

    Admiral Radley is really JAndek!

  19. seep says:

    Oh yes, I admire
    dear departed Al Adley
    tho he sucked at connect four
    and steered his ship madly
    his flapjacks were salty
    but i do miss him badly.
    I’ve forgotten just why,
    but I admire Al R. Adley

  20. johnny says:

    He’s been seen in Sheffield UK hanging out with Boba Fet waving his arms.

  21. Jason B says:

    I hope when you find the admiral, that he feels more like he does now then when he first got here….. and ask him ……………did he walk to school or take his lunch?

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